In theory.

As per tradition we’re going to play at 10am for Thanksgiving day. We’ll have a special ginger guest as well!

Sunday games now start at 4pm because some of us like to play for more than 30 minutes. Sunset is just a bit after 6pm now.

According to Will cleats on by 4:15p or there will be comeuppances:

1. Pre-game stretching will be forbidden
2. Post-game beers prohibited
3. Upside down throws result in automatic turnover.
4. Laughter triggers team planking

Our games are temporarily paused while Kauai tries to flatten the COVID-19 curve. If I die you guys have permission to eat my flesh. Am lean, but well-marbled and come pre-marianated. Update April 12: Fuck this fucking virus. Update May 23: in the butt.

Disc on February 9 has been moved to Kealia beach for Laurie AKA “Sparklcpants”’s birthday. There might still be some folks who don’t get the memo and show up at Lydgate but for the most part, any Sunday disc this week will be on the beach at Kealia. We’ll be back at Lydgate next weekend.

Registration is open for the post Kaimana Klassik hat draw.

No Kalawai game this week as we’re all rallying this Sunday in Hanalei to bid a fond good riddance to one of our two gingers. We’ll miss you Daniel, you massive pervert.

Due to various alignments of the moon/stars, etc. there will be not much (if anything) happening this Sunday. Instead, there’s a beach ultimate game at Secrets Beach Saturday August 30 at 4pm. Next Sunday, September 7th is, of course, our monthly big game at Lydgate.

We’re trying to start a new tradition on the first Sunday of each month — beach ulty, hanging out and grilling at Grandpa’s beach after the usual game of Ultimate on the field. The last time we did this (for David and Ken’s sendoff) it was tons-o-fun because we are all such awesome people. ;-)

So, 4:00 pm at the Hanalei soccer fields for regular ultimate.
5:30 pm at Grandpa’s for beach ulty, food and chillin’
Times are approximate

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A couple of our favorite and most spirited players are moving off-island in the next few weeks (note we did not say most talented) .
Join us on the fields in Hanalei Sunday, April 1st at 3:00pm, for a doubleheader in honor of Ken “OG” Liberty and David “End Zone/Handle With Care” Tamayo. We’ll move to Grandpa’s beach at 5:00pm for some beach ulty. This party is rain or shine. We’ll move to the Hanalei Pavilion if it dumps.

Bring booze/grillables and/or something that doesn’t need to be heated.

Let’s send these awesome mofo’s off with style!